i know what you’re all thinking. that if this works, it might kill me too. but even if it does, you have to stick through with it. stick with the plan

         the plan is to save you. that’s the plan i’m going with.


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A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.


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5x4/5x8


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Describe my blog in terms of “came for the _____, stayed for the _____”



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leftforbed:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

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For half of my childhood I was locked in a freezer, so being helpful is kind of a new thing for me.


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chrilake:

My parents always made me feel as though I could do anything — not in a cheerleading, “You’re the greatest!” kind of way; it was more, “You’re going to have to work hard, but we’ll support you however we can.”


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